Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
I SEE SCRATCH MARKS
when someone’s telling you a boring story and ur waiting for them to stop talking
reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou
except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch
DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
